If you do not sign on as a follower, do we not cry?

Shylock(from the Merchant of Venice):"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die?..."
If you do not sign on as a follower, do we not cry?!!!!!!!!!!
Please sign on, I'm feeling neglected and unlove! Plus it is my birthday!( Oh yeah, playing the pity card!)
Okay, so I Rarely sign up as a follower either, but if you sign on to mine, I'll sign on to yours!! Deal?
This is a Pathetic post;{{ I mean seriously, why do people sign on as followers anyway? Your "follower" doesn't tell you when anyone reads your posts, you don't earn discount points or a free soda at the local gas station, and you don't get a free ticket to the Celestial Kingdom,(though that would be nice!), so WHY?
I have no clue!
Besides, I have a tracker that tells me who reads this and how long they spend on my blog anyway, Muhahahaha!